Holey BuyBull By DJ Ass Maggots (Audiobook)

Published on the Ides of March, 2020

Greetings, weary traveler! You are now listening to the fifth book from the majestic-as-f#%k DJ Ass Maggots! Keep it close to your ear. Love it! And did you know this is actually the first audiobook he narrated himself?! But seriously, if you are looking for a bizarro conCOCKtion of poems and short stories, ranging from emotional and personal soliloquies, crazy travel escapades, to revolutionary speeches against religion, government, and financial institutions, then this is for you! File this under "love child of Hunter S. Thompson, George Orwell, Howard Zinn, and Noam Chomsky after an orgy in their physical primes, while listening to Slayer and Tupac mash-ups." Or not. Whatever...

Ch. Time Title
01 0:00:01 Intro
02 0:01:16 Dedication
03 0:01:52 Disclaimer
04 0:02:10 Caterfiller
05 0:02:20 More Alone than Alone
06 0:06:47 Lamborgini Announcement
07 0:07:05 I Got 99 Problems, and This Lamborgini is All of 'Em
08 0:08:46 I Need Someone to Gift Me a Free Ticket to Burning Man, Stat
09 0:09:59 DJ Ass Maggots Goes to Italy
10 0:10:33 You Love Money (A Diss Track)
11 0:13:40 Jailbreak Your Brain
12 0:17:36 Rush Hours
13 0:20:17 Remote Control
14 0:24:45 "American Psycho" Book Report
15 0:29:09 Burner Real Estate
16 0:30:41 Gas Station
17 0:35:19 Italian Girl
18 0:37:57 Henry Miller's "Black Spring" (1936)
19 0:42:53 My "End of Watch" Movie Review for 5th Period, 11th Grade
20 0:47:08 Hole
21 0:49:05 Unicorny
22 0:52:54 Puppets
23 1:01:37 "Black Light Sleaze" by Peace Division
24 1:04:24 Status Report
25 1:04:51 North Korea
26 1:07:21 North Korea (Again?)
27 1:08:13 "Economics 101" by Stacy Herbert
28 1:11:43 World War You
29 1:16:14 Dear John Updike
30 1:19:23 The Academy of Motion Make Believe
31 1:24:37 "Portlandia" (Excerpts From the Show)
32 1:25:20 Lightning in a Bottle
33 1:27:16 Ulysses
34 1:28:15 Interlude
35 1:29:20 Lightning in a Jail Cell
36 1:38:05 Walls (An Adventure in Germany)
37 1:46:39 Auf Wiedersehen, Au Lac Restaurant
38 2:00:19 Third Eye for Sale
39 2:07:24 Channel Surfing
40 2:10:01 Argo Fuck Yourself
41 2:13:54 Cosmic Dancer
42 2:15:06 Facebook are You Cheating on Me
43 2:16:53 You Support Slavery
44 2:20:48 Surgical Strike
45 2:21:25 The Rhyming Dictionary
46 2:23:16 George Orwell Quotes
47 2:24:43 Zombie America
48 2:26:05 We Are All Superstars
49 2:27:37 Credit Union
50 2:28:56 Dead, Should Be Dead
51 2:30:06 New Years 1913
52 2:32:09 "Love No Thotties" by Chief Keef (Re-White)
53 2:36:27 "Get Low" by Lil John
54 2:39:36 The Doctor Moshes
55 2:45:08 4 Days in Nashville
56 2:52:56 The Doctors Have Sold Out
57 2:54:29 Think Outside the Line
58 2:56:01 Dubfire
59 2:57:48 4th Person Perspective
60 2:58:08 Playa Del Carmen
61 3:00:46 Picture Baby Jason Rollin'
62 3:01:57 Song Titles of Some Death Metal Band
63 3:03:47 To Pee, Or Not to Pee
64 3:06:13 Playa Del Carmen (Part 2)
65 3:07:45 Occupy Wolf of Wall Street
66 3:12:08 Interim
67 3:12:42 Lil Ze, the Brazilian Pick Pocket
68 3:18:06 Twice Your Age
69 3:19:17 TSA
70 3:20:40 The Happiest Day
71 3:27:30 Illuminous Pyramid
72 3:28:13 Dear Immigrant
73 3:31:34 Dear Concerned American
74 3:34:23 Dear Concerned American and Concerned Immigrant
75 3:36:12 Music Video Shoot
76 3:39:00 The LAX Airport Dog
77 3:39:46 Is There a Doctor On the Plane
78 3:40:28 I Too am Vegan
79 3:43:00 Banter
80 3:43:57 The Council – Leviticus
81 4:08:39 Intro to the Council, Numbers
82 4:09:05 The Council, Numbers
83 4:39:06 Blurb
84 4:39:54 New Age Dark Age
85 4:43:33 Bloopers 1
86 4:48:08 Bloopers 2
87 4:48:16 Bloopers 3
88 4:48:23 Bloopers 4
89 4:49:03 Bloopers 5
90 4:49:28 Bloopers 6
91 4:49:58 Bloopers 7
92 5:00:29 Bloopers 8
93 5:01:15 Bloopers 9
94 5:01:31 Bloopers 10
95 5:01:40 Bloopers 11
96 5:01:51 Bloopers 12
97 5:02:34 Bloopers 13
98 5:03:08 Bloopers 14
99 5:03:43 Bloopers 15
100 5:04:10 Bloopers 16
101 5:04:35 Bloopers 17
102 5:05:01 Bloopers 18
103 5:08:34 Bloopers 19
104 5:09:14 Bloopers 20
105 5:09:35 Bloopers 21
106 5:09:57 Bloopers 22
107 5:10:26 Bloopers 23
108 5:10:52 Bloopers 24
109 5:11:54 Bloopers 25
110 5:12:03 Bloopers 26
111 5:12:40 Bloopers 27
112 5:12:54 Bloopers 28
113 5:13:00 Bloopers 29
114 5:13:09 Bloopers 30
115 5:13:16 Bloopers 31
116 5:13:23 Bloopers 32
117 5:13:33 Bloopers 33
118 5:15:10 Bloopers 34
119 5:15:42 Bloopers 35
120 5:16:14 Bloopers 36
121 5:19:38 Bloopers 37
122 5:20:04 Bloopers 38
123 5:20:20 Bloopers 39
124 5:20:26 Bloopers 40
125 5:20:33 Bloopers 41
126 5:21:14 Bloopers 42
127 5:21:42 Bloopers 43
128 5:22:03 Bloopers 44
129 5:22:10 Bloopers 45
130 5:22:30 Bloopers 46
131 5:23:22 Bloopers 47
132 5:23:33 Bloopers 48
133 5:24:39 Bloopers 49
134 5:25:14 Bloopers 50
135 5:25:32 Bloopers 51
136 5:25:59 Epilogue
137 5:26:59 Music Outro

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